Say a prayer for the Packet Predictor this week.

As you tuck into your dinner and a well-earned glass of Claret this evening, spare a thought for our hero as he attempts a never-done-before feat - to swim from Norway to Scotland.

His quest is simple - to get back to Cornwall in time for Christmas, having been kidnapped by a mysterious force on Hallowe'en. For a while, he was presumed dead, but thankfully he is still with us.  

Prior to his North Sea navigation, he found time to predict this weekend's local football fixtures #sayaprayerforPP

Senior Cup

Falmouth Town 7, Hayle 0

SWPL Premier

Camelford 0, Stoke Gabriel 1

Cullompton 1, Saltash 3

Exmouth 4, Callington 0

Helston Ath 1, Launceston 2

Ivybridge 2, Torpoint 1

Newquay 3, Witheridge 1

St Austell 2, Godolphin 0

Tavistock 3, Sticker 1

SWPL Division 1 West

Elburton Villa 2, Porthleven 2

Illogan 0, Ludgvan 3

Mousehole 2, Liskeard Ath 1

Plymouth Mar 2, St Blazey 2

Wadebridge 1, Plymstock 0

Wendron Utd 3, Holsworthy 1