Say a prayer for the Packet Predictor this week.
As you tuck into your dinner and a well-earned glass of Claret this evening, spare a thought for our hero as he attempts a never-done-before feat - to swim from Norway to Scotland.
His quest is simple - to get back to Cornwall in time for Christmas, having been kidnapped by a mysterious force on Hallowe'en. For a while, he was presumed dead, but thankfully he is still with us.
Prior to his North Sea navigation, he found time to predict this weekend's local football fixtures #sayaprayerforPP
Senior Cup
Falmouth Town 7, Hayle 0
SWPL Premier
Camelford 0, Stoke Gabriel 1
Cullompton 1, Saltash 3
Exmouth 4, Callington 0
Helston Ath 1, Launceston 2
Ivybridge 2, Torpoint 1
Newquay 3, Witheridge 1
St Austell 2, Godolphin 0
Tavistock 3, Sticker 1
SWPL Division 1 West
Elburton Villa 2, Porthleven 2
Illogan 0, Ludgvan 3
Mousehole 2, Liskeard Ath 1
Plymouth Mar 2, St Blazey 2
Wadebridge 1, Plymstock 0
Wendron Utd 3, Holsworthy 1
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