BRADFORD Players take to the stage this week, bringing the play, Old Actors Never Die…. They Simply Lose the Plot, a farce by Lynn Brittney, to the Bradford-on-Tone Village Hall from Thursday (May 28) until Saturday (May 30).

Performances start at 7.30pm and tickets are £7.50 (£5 for under 18s.)

The ticket line is 07581 880807.