"Life is like Pool Market, you never know what you are going to get". Colin Leggo, the man that brought you Grand Theft Cornwall has released a video of Cornwall's unknown famous speeches.

With Maggie Thatcher's take on pasty ingredients, with "this lady's not for turnips" and a Cornish Forest Gump, as well as what the movie Gladiator would sound like if he had been a Cornishman, the comedic take on great speeches is our Friday funny.