The utter farce of Perez and Cami-Li’s reign as “King and Queen of the Fairies” continued tonight on Celebrity Big Brother. It quickly led to an increasingly delirious Perez saying this to Katie.

Then, just to make things even more awkward, there was a talent show – something that inherently involves “talent”. Hmmm…

Master of ceremonies duty went to “national treasure” Keith Chegwin. At least Nadia referred to him as a national treasure earlier this week. We’re sure your knighthood’s in the post Keith…

Scandal hit the talent show early on when Chloe fully mooned the assembled housemates in a bid to show her total hatred for Perez. It worked, too.

Michelle then read something, oddly implying it’s a pastime with which we Brits are unfamiliar.

However, Katie Hopkins stepped up to the plate to show Michelle the difference between catty put-downs and being all-out nasty.

Although even “Britain’s most hated woman” needs some allies in the house. And for Katie they have to be young and attractive apparently.

Yeah, it’s all starting to look like a really weird reboot of Mean Girls. Never mind though, because it was time for the musical interlude from Kavana (sigh) and Alexander (yay).

Then Nadia had to enact a scene. Since she started her career on EastEnders this should have felt fairly competent.

But Eamonn Holmes (who gets very cantankerous when he watches Big Brother) was not convinced.

Thankfully, the King and Queen didn’t have to perform their talents – although Perez was putting on quite the performance throughout.

At the end of it all, King Perez and Queen Cami got to grant their favourite performers the role of court jester. The “honour” went to Keith Chegwin (who probably actually thought it was an honour) and Nadia – who certainly did not.

Between them, the King, Queen and jesters then got to nominate four housemates for eviction tomorrow. The four were:

Chloe

Chloe Goodman
(Channel 5/PA)

Alexander

Alexander O'Neal
(Channel 5/PA)

Michelle

Michelle Visage
(Channel 5/PA)

Alicia

Alicia Douvall
(Channel 5/PA)

Actually Alicia is getting a lot of love at the moment. She’s taken a lot of flack from other housemates in recent days, but apparently “the gloves are off”.

The saga continues… (Punctuated by Cami-Li’s shrill voice and Perez theatrically crying near a rabbit statue.)